clever-aintwise:

when you grow up and are done with college and stuff and you live in an apartment or house by yourself do people still have sleepovers or no

otomuragakuya:

a sentence
will always look
like poetry

if you
hit enter
a lot

pastelmorgue:

eradicategirlhate:

you ever thought that maybe the reason girls say they’re fine when they’re not, or they’re not mad when they are, is because the second they show any semblance of emotion they’re written off as hysterical bitches that are probably on their period?

THE FUCKING DA VINCI CODE HAS BEEN CRACKED

officerlollipop:

we-are-phanmily:

i remember i was singing a song that requires a boy and a girl and forgot that my window was open so when the part where the guy sang thERE WAS A GUY RIGHT OUT OF MY HOUSE, SITTING ON THE GRASS AND SINGING ALONG WITH ME.

MARRY HIM

natnewman:

true.

didyousaypuppeteersorpoptarts:

peetasboxers:

the-changlorious-bastards:

NO

PRAISE THE LORD THIS IS PERFECT

mICHAEL